The Classic Pub Poker Machine
The video poker cabinet from the corner of the bar, faithfully recreated — the flat blue screen, the chunky pixel cards, the button deck everyone remembers. Jacks or Better, Joker Poker, and the Hi-Lo gamble. Free to play, no real money, no tracking.
Played properly — no modern gloss, no cartoon slot reels
The classic. A standard 52-card deck, hold what you like, draw the rest. A pair of Jacks or better wins, on a fair 9/6 paytable. Bet the maximum and a Royal Flush pays 4,000 credits.
A wild Joker joins the deck and the bar rises to Kings or better. It opens up hands the standard game can't deal — Five of a Kind, and the difference between a Wild Royal and a Natural Royal Flush.
Every detail checked against the original machines
Every win can be doubled. Guess whether the hidden card is higher or lower — right doubles your stake, wrong loses it. Save Half to bank some and keep going, or Change the card you're playing against.
Cards are shuffled with a secure random source and dealt honestly. The deck is never manipulated — the only things that set the odds are the paytable and your bet.
Start with 1,000 credits. Run out, and 100 free credits arrive every 24 hours. There's nothing to buy and nothing to unlock.
Flat cobalt screen, oversized pixel suits, flat yellow and orange buttons and a one-chip square-wave sound palette — matched against photographs of the real cabinets.
Leaderboards for your biggest win and highest balance, plus achievements for the hands that matter — a Royal Flush, Five of a Kind, and a maxed-out gamble streak.
The whole game runs on your device. No account, no sign-up, no connection needed — Game Center is optional.
No accounts. No analytics. No advertising. No third-party SDKs. Your credits and settings stay on your device — they're never sent to us. The only optional connection is Apple's own Game Center. Read the full privacy policy →
Found a bug, got a question, or remember a detail from the real machines that we've got wrong? We'd like to hear it. Email us and we'll get back to you.
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